Kim Kardashian has finally responded to the question: “What, specifically, does she do for a job?”
As in, if someone is a fan of Kim, what are they a fan of exactly? Kim told friend Cara Delevigne in the new issue of LOVE Magazine that her jobs are:
2) opening and filling a bank account
3) balancing a checkbook
4) being pretty
5) having Internet access
6) owning a cell phone.
SO MANY JOBS!
Not really. Kim gave a passive-aggressive/ defensive answer when her model friend asked about her job.
On whether she’s known for anything other than leaking a tape, Kim responded “When someone asks me, ‘What do you do?’ under my breath I want to say, ‘Ask my f**king bank account what I do.’ But I would never say that to someone’s face.”
In the same interview, she claims she only recently started wearing Spanx… and she’s still not used to them: “I always pee all over my Spanx, it’s a disaster. They aren’t crotchless enough!” Which is better than sister Kourtney who apparently does her business anywhere inside or outside like when she went #2 behind a curtain in the Delano Hotel in Miami, FL. Kim added “They will probably never let us stay there again.”
And she’d love another sister’s model body: “I’d love to swap bodies with Kendall for just a week, just to look from that little bit higher up and fit into everything perfectly.”
Here is a photo of Kim from this week after getting her hair cut.